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Friday, June 5, 2009

Why do people betray each other?

How did it feel?

Have you ever wondered why?

Well, this is something I have been thinking about lately, why do people betray each other? Why do they choose to rather take the sinners negative side of the road? This is a big puzzle to me…

I see people around me who have been give opportunities with full trust, and instead they have their deceitful mission to be on top of things?

How far can this people go?

Does it worth it?

So, do you find yourself asking exactly what I am curious about; why do people do this.

Let me tell you why? Well, people do this, because they simply can… or because they don’t have a healthy life style, they do it, because they want to see how far they can go, and yes, event because of Insecurity and lack of self esteem for being ashamed of whom they are in the real world,

In a Nut shell, people who have serious Issues...

The dynamic of betrayal, is self betrayal, a self poisoning, exactly like the virus that creates the disease of centered…

Well this is what I lately see around me, and those are exactly the type of people that I am going to have my radar on, meaning I will not follow, if it is deceitful it is a disease…

Now, I know it is like that in our entire universe, but my thoughts bring me to another question?

Is it like that in the entertainment industry?

Would love to hear from you and your personal experiences…

Good Night….

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Top Signs You Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

3 Job interfering with your drinking.

4 Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5 Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10 "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

11 When you can focus better with one eye closed

12 The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.

14 You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.

15 If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?", but you don't really have
a wife and you're talking to the refrigerator.

16 You fall off the floor.

17 You discover in the morning liquid cleaning supplies have disappeared.

18 Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed,replaced it with "Red Dog."

20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

22 The glass keeps missing your mouth.

23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense.

24 When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

25 Vampires get woozy after biting you.

26 The only drinking problem is not having a drink right now.

27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

28 Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

29 When vomiting becomes a relief.

30 Having a hard time staying on the side walk - left, right, stumble, fall.

31 You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom.

32 Barney, that dinosaur is damned funny!

33 You think, Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.

34 Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more attractive.

35 Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.

36 Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.

37 No ocifer, I'm not drunk... you're just sober...

38 Problem? I Drink, I get Drunk, I Fall down....No Problem

39 If on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

40 Take me drunk, I'm home!

41 The bottle's empty...that's the problem!

42 Find yourself as the captain for the Exxon Valdez.

43 You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

44 Roseanne looks good.

45 Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of bottle.

46 You drink to get over a hangover.

47 That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

48 You are the proud owner of a porcelain bus driver's license.

49 The Whiskey Ain't Working Anymore.

50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

51 You have a reserved parking space at the A&P.

52 I'm as jober as a sudge! 53 You consider yourself a workaholic,because every time you go to work, you want to have a beer!

54 I slept with that damned pink elephant again.

55 Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.

56 Newt Gingrich.... he's soooo sexy.

57 You find yourself in a room on a train arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing
you remember is being in a bar in NYC!

58 Your name is Ted Kennedy.

59 You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of
July party in Waikiki.

60 Red dog upside down looks like batman eating a cat woman.

61 You've fallen and you can't/(don't want to) get up.

62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)

63 When hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle.

64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!

65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join AA.

66 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.

67 Do you take this woman..

68 You wake up too groggy to come up with anything funny for this damn list.

69 You realize you have shaved your head except for a little rat tail hanging
from the top and you're pestering people to buy incense & crap.

70 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie, and Jose.

71 Double vision so much the norm, you can't function w/o it.

72 You listen to the radio and start dancing to hootie and the blowfish.

73 Because you're not as think you are drunk I am...

74 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates - yes, alcohol is the fifth food group.

75 Your favorite drink is ethanol.

76 Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!

77 You can't remember what your family looks like... or if you have a family.

78 You wake up surrounded by 50 dented cases of SPAM.

79 You like SPAM.

80 You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem.

81 Haven't stopped drinking since Carter got elected.

82 I don't have a drinking prob.. pleb.. prub..hic Pash me another, tarbender.

83 You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

84 The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and there are rows of light
fixtures.

85 When you feel drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.

86 When you feel that beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

87 When you read about the evils of drinking, and give up reading.

88 When you feel reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Top 16 signs your kids have been watching too much 'Jeerry Springer'

1. During Sunday sermon, they hold a palm up to
the pastor and say, "Talk to the hand!"

2. Every night at the dinner table, it's the same
routine: "Eat your vegetables!" ....and the chairs
go flying.

3. You've had to replace the babysitter with
three burly stagehands.

4. Dinner topic: "Teenage boys who hide 'Playboy'
under their mattresses."

5. Junior's new mastery of the headlock has made
him the star of his high school debate team.

6. Have evolved from playing "Doctor" to "Plastic
Surgeon specializing in Male Enlargement."

7. They want to know why they only live in a
house instead of a double-wide trailer.

8. At the dinner table, little Billy announces a
surprise guest: your secretary/mistress.

9. Your Elvis shrine ain't been Endusted in two
weeks.

10. Her tendency to hop up on tables, tear her
shirt open and dance suggestively has gotten you
banned from more than one Chuck E.
Cheese.

11. Your youngest has stopped calling you "Mommy"
in favor of "Crack-ho."

12. Math:C- History:D+ English:F
Interviewing Transvestite Hookers:A+

13. Last year, when you told him to clean his
room, you merely got a sullen look. This year you
get a dining room chair over your head.

14. Your son asks if anyone makes a DNA paternity
test kit for Cabbage Patch Kids.

15. During that "little talk" with Junior, you're
forced to admit that you don't know if
hermaphrodites are "birds" or "bees."

16. Poor Ken just found out he hasn't been dating
Barbie, but GI Joe in drag.

http://newjoke.com/

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Stroke Recognition Can Save Your Life...

When it comes, to Stroke, trust me It isn't a Joke...
All you have to do is to remeber those easy steps, and you can be savings someones life.

The 4TH Stroke Indicator...


Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue.

STROKE:
Remember the 1st Three Letters.....S.T..R.


STROKE IDENTIFICATION


It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE


Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask h I'm or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue


NOTE:
Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this message post it in their email or their blog, will save someones life, TRUST ME, you can bet that at least one life will be saved.


I have done my part....will you?

Doreen Cohanim C.Ht
www.EnterYourMind.com